Are you sure?

This is an excerpt from a real dinner conversation in which my friend's brother told his family he was gay.

Brother:  So, I'm glad you're all here.  I just want to let you know, that I'm gay.  And I would like your support on this.

Other brother: Holy shit I'm soooo fucking surprised.

Mom: Yeah we know honey, let's eat it's getting cold.

Dad:  Are you sure you're gay?

Brother:  Are you guys fucking Serious!? No dad, I'm not sure but I thought I'd stand up at the dinner table and tell you I'm gay just in case.  Assholes.