Origami Fortune Tellers

I feel like I don't know what direction my life should be going in.  And I think the reason is that noone has approached me with an origami fortune teller recently.  A lot of them were pretty dramatic, with the final results like "Get married, Die, Have babies, Die, Buy a house, Become a hermit,  Become a millionaire, Turn Gay."  And they would always write them as good, bad, good, bad.  So if you did it once you could just remember whether to pick an even number or an odd number to get a good or bad response.  Origami Fortune Tellers spawned a nation of celebrity following, reality T.V. watching, soap opera loving teens, hinged on the idea of dramatic life, and that good and bad things take turns.