Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Why should you see the Hannah Montana movie?

Because you love her music and the movie features 12 brand new songs, which practically makes it a musical.

Because you want something to talk about to the girls at the elementary school three miles from your house, but a perfect place to walk your two-year old jack russell terrier at recess.

Because you're gay, and you think slipping Hannah Montana movies quotes in your profile that are only visible when you highlight the text will ease the news to your friends.

Because the dickhead at the register won't let you see Watchmen, so you bought a Hannah Montana ticket to sneak in but he followed you and forced you to watch this shit.

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