Bad Guys who Miss with Automatic Weapons

I don't get it.  I understand that in these turbulent times, not everyone can afford to have henchmen practicing their accuracy all the time.  It would be wasteful of time, ammunition and energy.  And for this reason, I forgive inaccuracy with pistols.  Pistols are hard to aim, and a lot can change between your first shot and your second.  But an automatic gun is like using a hose.  You can fucking see what's getting wet and how to change your angle to get what you want.  Don't these bad guys have dicks?  Okay, maybe Ivan was just a cousin of the mob leader and had never wanted to join but his electrician's practice in the Soviet Union closed down and he needed some money to keep his children in school.  Maybe this was the first gun he'd ever fired, and he was frightened of actually connecting with his target, and would prefer if he just wasted some bullets before his target actually ended his life once and for all, so that his children could collect from Soviet Social Security.  Oh wait.  There's no such thing.  My only plausible excuse for these assholes' actions has been foiled by the smartest person I know: Me.  Double win.  I know what you're thinking.  It's just for entertainment.  But you know what would also be entertaining AND realistic, if maybe they were put in a compromised circumstance in which it were very difficult to fire (i.e. sand in eyes, motorcycle, etc.) or maybe if they had regular pistols or maybe! if they just fucking shot the Douche Magouche they were aiming for.  And yes, Liam Neeson, I'm saying you should have died in that ship's hallway.  (zOMG imagine Liam Neeson read my blog!! XD)