Times J.K. Rowling Has Pissed Me Off

When, after all 7 books were complete, lazily in an interview she mentioned that Dumbledore was gay the whole time, causing a huge speculation about whether Dumbledore was molesting Harry Potter throughout the books.  Dumbledore did not need to molest Harry.  He could do fucking magic.  If he wanted to he could fucking create a second Harry Potter that could suck his dick whenever he was on the john.  He's a fucking wizard people.