L.A. Lights

These are the sneakers that light up when you stomp.  I don't know where they have gone, I don't know why they're not in my size.  If it's money they want for them, I will give them what they need.  If they give me the sneaker, this will be the end of it.  If not, I will find them, and I will kill them...  And then I will wear the aforementioned light-up sneaker.