My Mexi-stache

Noone appreciates my shaving.  Just because I don't grow a big bushy beard doesn't mean I don't like being told I look better when I shave.  No one knows what I look like with a thin wispy Mexistache (n. a moustache commonly attributed to pubescent Mexican 10 year olds) because I shave almost every week.  Well, no more.  As of last Tuesday, I have decided to not shave until my shaving is appreciated.  I am not delusioned into thinking my Mexistache is cute, I do agree I think it makes me seem like I know a lot about lawn care, but it overall is not a positive thing.  You brought this upon yourselves, unappreciative viewers of my face! (Jay-Z is still uglier)